[JACK]

Listen, There Were Objects So Peculiar

They Were Not To Be Believed

All Around, Things To Tantalize My Brain



It's A World Unlike Anything I've Ever Seen

And As Hard As I Try

I Can't Seem To Describe

Like A Most Improbable Dream



But You Must Believe When I Tell You This

It's As Real As My Skull And It Does Exist

Here, Let Me Show You



This Is A Thing Called A Present

The Whole Thing Starts With A Box



[DEVIL]

A Box?

Is It Steel?



[WEREWOLF]

Are There Locks?



[HARLEOUIN DEMON]

Is It Filled With A Pox?



[DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON]

A Pox

How Delightful, A Pox



[JACK]

If You Please

Just A Box With Bright-colored Paper

And The Whole Thing's Topped With A Bow



[WITCHES]

A Bow?

But Why?

How Ugly

What's In It?

What's In It?



[JACK]

That's The Point Of The Thing, Not To Know



[CLOWN]

It's A Bat

Will It Bend?



[CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]

It's A Rat

Will It Break?



[UNDERSEA GAL]

Perhaps It S The Head That I Found In The Lake



[JACK]

Listen Now, You Don't Understand

That's Not The Point Of Christmas Land



Now, Pay Attention

Now We Pick Up An Oversized Sock

And Hang It Like This On The Wall



[MR. HYDE]

Oh, Yes! Does It Still Have A Foot?



[MEDIUM MR. HYDE]

Let Me See, Let Me Look



[SMALL MR. HYDE]

Is It Rotted And Covered With Gook?



[JACK]

Hmm, Let Me Explain

There's No Foot Inside, But There's Candy

Or Sometimes It's Filled With Small Toys



[MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON]

Small Toys



[WINGED DEMON]

Do They Bite?



[MUMMY]

Do They Snap?



[WINGED DEMON]

Or Explode In A Sack?



[CORPSE KID]

Or Perhaps They Just Spring Out

And Scare Girls And Boys



[MAYOR