We Started Living In An Old House
My Ma Gave Birth And We Were Checking It Out
It Was A Baby Boy
So We Bought Him A Toy
It Was A Ray Gun
And It Was 1981
We Named Him Baby
He Had A Toothache
He Started Crying
It Sounded Like An Earthquake
It Didnt Last Long
Because I Stopped It
I Grabbed A Rag Doll
And Stuck Some Little Pins In It
Now Were A Family
And Were Alright Now
We Got Money And A Little Place
To Fight Now
We Dont Know You
And We Dont Owe You
But If You See Us Around
I Got Something Else To Show You
Now Its Easy When You Dont Know Better
You Think Its Sleazy?
Then Put It In A Short Letter
We Keep Warm
But Theres Just Something Wrong When You
Just Feel Like Youre The Hardest Little Button
To Button
I Had Opinions
That Didnt Matter
I Had A Brain
That Felt Like Pancake Batter
I Got A Backyard
With Nothing In It
Except A Stick
A Dog
And A Box With Something In It
The Hardest Button To Button(x7)
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