(Jule Styne/Bob Merrill)



Hey, Can We Have Your Autograph?

My Autograph?

I'm Nobody

But Wait A Minute



I've Got 36 Expressions

Sweet As Pie To Tough As Leather

And That's Six Expressions More

Than All The Barrymores Put Together

Only Six?



Instead Of Kicking Me

I Don't Think They Give Me A Lift

I Think It's A Plot

'Cause They're Scared That I Got

Such A Gift, I'm Miffed



'Cause I'm The Greatest Star

I Am By Far, But Nobody Knows It

Wait, They're Gonna Hear A Voice

A Silver Flute

They'll Cheer Each Toot

When I Expose It



Can't You See The Look At Me

That I'm A Natural Camille?

As Camille I Just Feel

I Have So Much To Offer

I Know I'll Be Divine Because

I'm A Natural Cougher



Some Ain't Got It, Not A Lump

She A Great Big Clump Of Talent

Laugh, They'll Bend In Half



Did I Tell The Story About The Traveling Salesman?

A Thousand Laughs

Stick Around For 'em Folks

A Thousand Faces, I Reiterate

When You're Gifted

Then You're Gifted



These Are Facts, I Have No Axe To Grind

Hey, What Are They Blind

In All Of The World So Far

I'm The Greatest Star



Who Is The Pip With Pizazz?

Who Is All Ginger And Jazz?

Who Is As Glamorous As?



Who's An American Beauty Rose

With That American Beauty Nose

And Ten American Beauty Toes



Eyes On The Target And Wham

One Shot, One Gun Shot And Bam

Hey, World, Here I Am!



I'm The Greatest Star

I Am By Far

But Nobody Knows It

That's Why I Was Born

I'll Blow My Horn

'Till Somebody Hears It



I'll Light Up Like A Light

Right Up Like A Light

I'll Flicker And Flare Up

All The World's Gonna Stare Up

Looking Down

You'll Never See Me

Try The Sky

'Cause That'll Be Me



I Can Make 'em Cr