Well, You¡¯re Just Like A Club Fag Wearing Doc Martens

Get A Pair Of Chukas Or Some Checkerboard Slip-ons

Worship Jeff Spicoli Not Chris Cornell

Get A Pair Of Vans Or God Will Send You To Hell

To Hell¡­

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Since Someone Sliced A Loaf Of Bread In Someone Else¡¯s Kitchen

The Plain Truth Is That You Just Plain Suck

So Why Should I Tell You Not To Waste A Hundred Bucks

Vans In My Head

Vans On My Feet

My Sole Is On The Ground When I¡¯m Walking Down The Street 2, 3, 4

Don¡¯t Wear No Doc Martens

Can¡¯t Wear No Birkenstocks

Just A Crummy Old Pair Of Chuka Boots And A Smelly Old Pair Of Socks¡­

If You Want To Wear Them You Don¡¯t Have To Ride A Skateboard

You Can Even Wear Them With A Pair Of Old Cords

Someone¡¯ll Probably Tell You That They¡¯re Not In Trend

Just Tell Them That¡¯s The Reason Why You Don¡¯t Have Any Friends

No Friends¡­

I Don¡¯t Wanna Hear About Alternative Footwear

And I Don¡¯t Wanna Hear About Your New Hair-do

I Don¡¯t Give A Shit About You Stupid Motherfuckers

¡®Cause I Just Wanna Get A Pair Of Olive Green Chukas!

Vans In My Head

Vans On My Feet

My Sole Is On The Ground When I¡¯m Walking Down The Street 2, 3, 4

Don¡¯t Wear No Doc Martens

Can¡¯t Wear No Birkenstocks

Just A Crummy Old Pair Of Chuka Boots And A Smelly Old Pair Of Socks¡­

Vans In My Head

Vans On My Feet

My Sole Is On The Ground When I¡¯m Walking Down The Street 2, 3, 4

Don¡¯t Wear No Doc Martens

Can¡¯t Wear No Birkenstocks

Just A Crummy Old Pair Of Chuka Boots And A Smelly Old Pair Of Socks¡­