Hello, Hello. My Names Terry And I'm A Law Abider

There's Nothing I Like More Than Getting Fired Up On Beer

And When The Weekends Here I To Exercise My Right To Get Paralytic And Fight

Good Bloke Fairly

But I Get Well Leery When Geezers Look At Me Funny

Bounce 'em Round Like Bunnies

I'm Likely To Cause Mischief

Good Clean Grief You Must Believe And I Ain't No Thief.

Law Abiding And All, All Legal.

And Who Cares About My Liver When It Feels Good

Wwhat You Need Is Some Real Manhood.

Rasher Rasher Barney And Kasha Putting Peoples Backs Up.

Public Disorder, I'll Give You Public Disorder.

I Down Eight Pints And Run All Over The Place

Spit In The Face Of An Officer

See If That Bothers You Cause I Never Broke A Law In My Life

Someday I'm Gonna Settle Down With A Wife

Come On Lads Lets Have Another Fight



Eh Hello. My Names Tim And I'm A Criminal,

In The Eyes Of Society I Need To Be In Jail

For The Choice Of Herbs I Inhale.

This Ain't No Wholesale Operation

Just A Few Eighths And Some Playstations My's Vocation

I Pose A Threat To The Nation

And Down The Station The Police Hold No Patients

Let's Talk Space And Time

I Like To Get Deep Sometimes And Think About Einstein

And Carl Young And Old Kung Fu Movies I Like To See

Pass The Hydrator Please

Yeah I'm Floating On Thin Air.

Going To Amsterdam In The New Year - Top Gear There

Cause I Taker Pride In My Hobby

Home Made Bongs Using My Engineering Degree

Dear Leaders, Please Legalise Weed For These Reasons.



Like I Was Saying To Him.

I Told Him: "Top With Me And You Won't Leave."

So I Smacked Him In The Head And Downed Another Carling

Bada Bada Bing For The Lad's Night.

Mad Fight, His Face's A Sad Sight.

Vodka And Snake Bite.

Going On Like A Right Geez, He's A Twat,

Shouldn't Have Looked At Me Like That.

Anyway I'm An Upstanding Citizen

If A War Came Along I