That's The One, Oy

How Did He Not Find The Baggy, With His Hand In My Shoe?

Way Too Close For Me, Ah Well At Least They Allowed Me Through.

Should Be A Good Night In Here, Ramo In The Main Room,

People Keep Pushing Me Though, No Reception On The Phone.

And I'm Thinking...

(Light Are Blinding My Eyes)

They Said They'd Be Here They Said, They Said In The Corner,

And Imp Thinking...

(People Pushing's By, And Walk-in's Off Into The Night)

These Look Well Speckly, Bit Of Green And Blue,

Freeze Is Well Cheap Though, So I'll Take Three If I Need To.

Right Imp On The Plan, I Wish The Bouncers Would Go Away,

Borrow Water Off This Man, Here Goes Nothing OK,

And I'm Thinking...

(Lights Are Blinding My Eyes)

That's Proper Rank, That Tastes Like Hairspray

And I'm Thinking...

(People Pushing's By, And Walk-in's Off Into The Night)

I Hate Coming To The Entrance, Just To Get Bars On My Phone,

You Have No New Messages, So Why Haven't They Phoned?

Menu, Write Message, So Where Are You And Simone?

Send Message, Dan's Number, Where've They Gone?

And Imp Thinking...

(Lights Are Blinding My Eyes)

Why's The Message Pending? Where The Fuck Are Ya?

And I'm Thinking...

(People Pushing's By, And Walk-in's Off Into The Night)

Hmm, Brandy Or Beer? Waters A Good Idea,

Wish That Bar Lady'd Appear; And Come Serve Over Here.

Where The Fuck Could They Be? Still Not Over In The Corner,

This Nights A Tragedy, I Keep Thinking I Saw Her.

And I'm Thinking...

(Lights Are Blinding My Eyes)

No That's Not Them, That's Not Them Either...

And I'm Thinking...

(People Pushing's By, And Walk-in's Off Into The Night)

I'm Still Not Feeling Anything, This Has Got To Be A Dud.

It's Been Ages Since I Necked It, And Smoked Six Tabs To The Nub.

Belly's Not Even Tingling, I Just Feel A Bit Pissed..

No-one Looks Like Mingling, I Cant See Her Or Him..