There's A Tramp Sittin' On My Doorstep


Tryin To Waste His Time


With His Mentholated Sandwich


He's A Walking Clothes Line


And Here Comes The Bishops Daughter


On The Other Side


She Looks A Triffle Jeolous


She's Been An Outcast All Her Life


Me, I'm Waiting So Patiently


Lying On The Floor


I'm Just Trying To Do My Jig-saw Puzzle


Before It Rains Anymore


Oh The Gangster Looks So Frightning


With His Luger In His Hand


When He Gets Home To His Children


He's A Family Man


But When It Comes To The Nitty-gritty


He Can Shove In His Knife


Yes He Really Looks Quite Religious


He's Been An Outlaw All His Life


Me, I'm Waiting So Patiently


Lying On The Floor


I'm Just Trying To Do This Jig-saw Puzzle


Before It Rains Anymore


Me, I'm Waiting So Patiently


Lying On The Floor


I'm Just Trying To Do This Jig-saw Puzzle


Before It Rains Anymore


Oh The Singer, He Looks Angry


At Being Thrown To The Lions


And The Bass Player, He Looks Nervous


About The Girls Outside


And The Drummer, He Was Shattered


Trying To Keep Up Time


And The Guitar Players Look Damaged


They've Been Outcasts All Thier Lives


Me, I'm Waiting So Patiently


Lying On The Floor


I'm Just Trying To Do This Jig-saw Puzzle


Before It Rains Anymore


And As Twenty Thousand Grandma's


Waving Thier Hankies In The Air


All Burning Up Their Pensions


And Shouting, "It's Not Fair!"


There's A Regiment Of Soldiers


Standing Looking On


And The Queen Is Bravely Shouting,


"What The Hell Is Going On?"


With A Blood-curdling "tally-ho"


She Charged Into The Ranks


And Blessed All Those Grandma's Who


With Their Dying Breaths Screamed, "Thanks!"


Me, I'm Waiting So Patiently


With My Woman On The Floor


We're Just Trying To Do This Jig-saw Puzzle


Before It Rains Anymore