When I Was A Boy I Thought About The Times I'd Be A Man
I'd Sit Inside A Bottle And Pretend That I Was In A Can
In My Lonely Room I'd Sit My Mind In An Ice Cream Cone
You Can Throw Me If You Wanna 'cause I'm A Bone And I Go
Oop-ip-ip Oop-ip-ip, Yeah!

If I Don't Start Cryin' It's Because That I Have Got No Eyes
My Father's In The Fireplace And My Dog Lies Hypnotized
Through A Crack Of Light I Was Unable To Find My Way
Trapped Inside A Night But I'm A Day And I Go
Oop-ip-ip Oop-ip-ip, Yeah!

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