Assalamualaikum, My Beloved Folks, Here's A Tale Of A Slick Man
Pictures Of Heaven On His Brain And Golden Watch On His Hand
Had Angels 'round The Oceans, Told Em To Bend Down The Trend
Ah Yes, It's Abdullah The Playboy. Watch Him When He Moves My Friend

He Stopped His Boat And Stepped On The Pier
He Bulged His Eyes And Walked Like Musketeer
He Called And Asked For An Escort, Not A Sightseeing

He Wanted More Said He
A Lady Company

He Said The Ocean Can Be Boring (Playboooy!)
But He Has A Woman With His Ring (Playboooy!)
Met Him One Day When Night's Ain't Cold
Said The Women Can Be Bought

He Sailed His Fancy Boat From An Unknown Coast On The Persian Bay
He Docked On Every Port For A Brief Moment. Yet He Always Had Time To Sway
He Carried On His Back Carpets Of Gold And Loads Of Heavenly Smell Perfume
Once He's On Land, He Throws Money To Make Lovely Ladies Bloom Like A Waving Plume

(Oi Abdullah, Oi Abdullah) That's Him
(The Pretty Man From Middle East) He Has A Leopard As A Pet
He Just Can't Get Enough Of Fun
One Day His Wife Noticed What He Was Doing Here
Then She Came To Him And Said. “FUCK YOU Mister! Now I'm In Charge With The Savings!

We're Going Back To Dubai!”
So That's The End Of Abdullah's Journey
He No Longer Owns The Boat And The Money
He's Going Back And Sticks In His Home
His Wife Is Sad

Oi Abdullah, You're Done!

He Said The Ocean Can Be Boring (Playboooy!)
But He Has A Woman With His Ring (Playboooy!)
Met Him One Day When Night's Ain't Cold
Said The Women Can Be Bought

Came With A Gun And Forced Him Shut (Playboooy!)
Said, He Is The Man With The Only Guts (Playbooooy!)
Shot Him Right On His Pretty Brain
Still He Went And Fuck 'em Slut

He's Going Back (Playboooy!)
Sticks In His Home (Playboooy!)
His Wife Is Sad (Playboooy!)
Oi Abdullah (Playboooy!)
Oi Abdullah (Playboooooy!)
Oi Abdullah (Playboooooooy!)
You're Done!