I Don't Wanna Leave, Bernadette,

But I Don't Wanna Live With The Jet Set.

I Don't Wanna Leave With You Payin' All My Debts,

With That Alimony, Palimony, Whatever It Is You Get.



Ooh, Bernadette, You Are So Expensive.

You've Never Done A Day's Work In Your Life,

You've Got No Incentive.

You've Made A Career Out Of Punting Off All Of The Men You've Slept With.

Ooh, Bernadette, You Are So Expensive.



I Can't Get A Job, Bernadette,

So All That I Can Offer Are A Lot Of Bad Debts

If You Marry Me, Bernadette,

You'll Lose The Alimony, Palimony, Whatever It Is You Get.



Ooh, Bernadette, You Are So Expensive.

You've Never Done A Day's Work In Your Life,

You've Got No Incentive.

You've Made A Career Out Of Punting Off All Of The Men You've Slept With.

Ooh, Bernadette, You Are So Expensive.

Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.

Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.



[Bernadette's Got A House In The Country,

She's Really Got It Made.

Her Lawyers Made Her Filthy Rich,

She's Got All Expenses Paid.]



Maybe A Famous Rock Star Will Fly You Away,

Then You'll Eat Him All Up,

And Spit Him Out,

With A Dash Of Perrier.



And When You've Had Enough

You'll Throw Him Away,

And Take Him For All You Can Get.

Yeah, You Like It Don't You, Bernadette?



I Don't Want To Leave Bernadette,

But I Wanna Keep A Little Bit Of Self Respect.

I Don't Want To Leave With You Paying All My Debts,

With That Alimony, Palimony, Whatever It Is You Get.

Ooh, Bernadette, You Are So Expensive.

You've Never Done A Day's Work In Your Life.

You've Got No Incentive.

Women Like You Oughta Be Locked Up, -ac