So I′ve Been Laying On The Ground
Couple Seconds Unconscious
Got A Bunch Of Broken BonesLots Of Medical Problems
I Was Desperate In The Moment, So I Went With The Bombing
When It's Survival Of The Fittest, You Don′t Have Many Options

Just Walk It Off, I Ain't Done With The Bloodshed
'Nuff Said, They Left Me Out The Game, I′m Disgusted
The Only Way To Cope Is To Crush Heads
But Now I Gotta Be Careful
′Cause The Damage That I'm On Is 300

Let′s Start Shit With Dark Pit
Hit Him Out The Park
Give Corrin Some Hard Hits
King De-De-De Got De-de-demolished
Villager Was Planting Seeds Then I Planted His Noggin'
Yeah

Ayo, I Looked Into The Sky
Meta Knight Was Overhead
Tried To Swoop In Like A Hawk
And Take A Swipe Right At My Neck
Cat-like Reflex, I′ve Got The Upper Hand
Because His Back's To Me
Plucked His Wings Off
And Turned The Bitch Into An Amputee

Like Oh My God, My Fuckin′ Head Almost Vanished
I Look Behind Me, There She Is, Cannon Loaded By Samus
What, You Mad, Bitch, Well, At Least You're In The Game
I Don't Have Shit
Her Missile Got Deflected, Now She′s Gone
Like Some Magic

That′s It
Oh, It's The Captain Falcon
He Tried The Flaming Kicks And Punches
They Were Rapid (They Were Rapid)

But I Can Stick And Move
Martial Artist Champion
The Bottom Of My Shoe
Put Him To Sleep
Just Like Some Ambien

But Then I Got This Weird Feeling Like Somebody Was Watching Me
T′was The Oddest Thing, I'm Going With My Gut
So There′s Gotta Be
I Turn Around And See A Little Box Right Beside Of Me
It Ain't Nothing, ′till A Damn Snake Came Right Out Of It!
Whoa

So, What You Fighting For
For My Legacy, Revenge And My Pride And More
My Whole Life Been Disrespected
So After This, You Won't Forget Him

I Guess You Never Got The Message
So Waluigi Made An Entrance
My Enemies Got A Deathwish
It's Waluigi′s Armageddon (Waluigi′s Armageddon)

Yeah, One By One I'm Taking Out The Trash
I′m A Scrapper
Single Handedly Handing Everyone's Ass On A Platter
Pissing On All Of My Foes, Like I Had A Full Bladder
I′m Taking Over Super Smash, Its Only One Thing Matters

Just Felt A Tap On My Shoulder
Behold It's Ganondorf
If He′s The Demon King, Then I'm A Damn Tyrannosaurus
Tried For The Flame Punch
Somehow His Aim Sucked
Hit The Pavement
Strangled Him With His Cape
'Till All The Air Left His Pair Of Lungs

Tell Me That Is Not The Person That I See
Riding Dirty, Dragon Style On The Backside Of Ridley
Green Imposter, 24-7 Rival
That′s That Wannabe
Dare I Say Your Name
I′ll Go Insane And Kill You, Luigi

They Flew In Closer
Their Sole Intention, Is Just To Roast Me
Breathing Fire, My Facial Hair Is Sizzled And Smoking
So I Provoked Him
Shoved My Racket Deep Down His Throat
Put Him Right In A Comatose
No Sign Of Any Motion

Luigi Looked At Me With Eyes Redder Than The Devil
And One Of Us Will Have To Die Before The War Can Settle
This Shit Is Monumental
Luigi Took A Shroom And Then Ingested
Got Jacked, Luigi Schwarrzenegger

He Grabbed A Hold Of Me
Strongest Grip On Me Totally
Slip Through The Cracks Of His Fingers
I Got Lucky Like Cloverleaf
Dodging Hands Of A Giant
Stay Alive I've Been Trying
Time Is Ticking, About To Consist Of Luigi′s Diet

I'm In Need Of A Miracle
I′m Cornered
My Backs To The Wall
He's Closing In, But Something′s Shining Right Under That Corpse
It's A Star
The Situations So Mythical
Kicked The Body Out The Way
Snagged It Now I'm Invincible

Luigi Leaped Forward With A Look In His Eyes
His Purpose Is To Eat Me Alive, Jaws Open Wide
I Dove Right Inside, But I′m Bonafide, Yeah
And So I Bursted Through His Sternum
Like Some Purplish Dynamite

So, What You Fighting For
For My Legacy, Revenge And My Pride And More
My Whole Life Been Disrespected
So After This, You Won′t Forget Him

I Guess You Never Got The Message
So Waluigi Made An Entrance
My Enemies Got A Deathwish
It's Waluigi′s Armageddon (Waluigi's Armageddon)