Three Little Piggies Tryin' To Run With The Biggies

Got To Reap What They Sow Someday

One Got Ballin' And The Second Kept Stallin'

And The Other One Ran Away

Now Don't You Think That Should've Been Fine

The Kicks And Luxury Wine

But It's Dirty

Don't You Think That Should've Been Swell

Run Around Movin' So Well

But It's Dirty

You'll Find Out You're Movin' Too Slow

When There's No Place Left To Go

It Gets Dirty



Three Young Babies Got The Rock And Roll Crazies

And They Each Went Into A Slide

One Kept Hootin' And The Other Kept Shootin'

And The Other One Up And Died

Now Don't You Think That Should've Been Fine...



Three Cute Chickies Hangin' Out With The Sickies

Do Their Best Now To Run With The Pack

One Took The Navy And The Other Took Davie

And The Other One Never Come Back

Now Don't You Think That Should've Been Fine

The Kicks And Luxury Wine

But It's Dirty.