I've Got A Rubber In My Wallet.

One Of Those Little Whatchamacallit's.

I'm Savin' It For That Special Day.

When The Right Girl Comes My Way.



It Leaves A Circular Impression

From All Those Years Of Compression.

I've Had It Since I Turned Thirteen.

I Got It In A Vend'n Machine.



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Circ Circ Circular Impression!

Leading To A State Of Depression!

In My Walla Walla Walla Walla Wallet!

I Can't Wait To Install It!



No! I Can't Wait!



It's In A Little Tinfoil Packet.

Sometimes I'm Tempted To Unwrap It.

It's Got A Reinforced Border.

I Hope It's Still In Working Order.



"Be Prepared" They Said In Boy Scouts.

I'm Waiting For A Chance To Try It Out.

I Want To Try This Contraceptive.

But All The Girls Are Unreceptive.



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I've Got A French Safe In My Pocket.

It'll Be The Nose-cone On My Rocket.

It Comes Direct From Paris, France.

Can't Wait To Take It From My Pants.

Huhuh!



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