I Head South With All My Countrymen

To Build Houses On The Shoulders Of Those

Who We'd Never Let Sleep In Our Garage

Cuz They're Overfilled With Cars



And They're Never Gonna Let You In

'Til They Dress You Up In Protestant Clothes

And Parade You Out

Screaming "Where Is Our Reward?

Hey Look, We Saved This Guy's Soul!"

Whoa



Today Is The Day

That We Trade Our Hearts For Handlebars

Give The TV The Keys

And Hope That It Points Us At The Stars



Don't Look North With Those Jealous Eyes

Cuz You Know That They're Just Us In Disguise

Hope They Keep Their Little Fingers Out Of This

While I Take My Second Wish



Will They Come Down From Their Tower Again?

All Their Speeches Sound Like Piss In The Wind

And I've Heard Enough

To Fill The Bowl At His Feet

Where They're Washing His Toes

And They'd Sell Mary For A Paddle

Just To Row His Boat Home



Today Is The Day

That We Trade Our Hearts For Handlebars

Give The TV The Keys

And Hope That It Points Us At The...



And If They Doctor Prescribes It

I'll Take It

And If I Stay Here Tonight

Will You Stay With Me?



Today Is The Day

That We Trade Our Hearts For Handlebars

Give The TV The Keys

And Hope That It Points Us At The Stars



Who Is The Captain?

Who Is The Captain?

Who Is The Captain??

Who Is The Captain?!?

Who's Gonna Steer This Ship Into The Rocks

While We Sleep In Our Bunks

Dreaming Of A Dry Pair Of Socks?