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How We Gon' Get In For Free?



Now, I Calculate The Beatin For Approximated Speakin



Play It At Your Party For Intoxicated Freakin



One For The Motherfuckers At The Par-ty



Two For The DJ's Bumpin This For Me



Three For The Girls With The Fake ID



And A Pound If You Snuck Through The Back For Free



See Sneakin Into Shit Probably Always Been My Hobby



1985, In The Henry J. Lobby



Ten Bones For The Fresh Fest To Me Was Like Robbery



Tennis Shoes Squeakin -- Security Tried To Mob Me



People Screamin So Loud, They Lungs Got Broke When



$hort Grabbed The Mic And Started Yellin Out, "OAKLAND!"



Not The Type Of Brother That's Hard With A Death Wish



But One Thing That I'll Die For Is Bein On The Guest List



I'm Talkin Bout A Pissyfit, Sayin Loud Explicit Shit



"Can't You Read My Name Motherfucker; Ain't You Literate?!?!!"



I Be Sayin This Even If It Ain't Legitimate



Although It Ain't Considerate, I Get In With No Scrilla Spent



Caught The 57 Bus To The Coliseum



Run-D.M.C. And LL, Gotta See Em



Negotiatin With A Guard Out By The Trailer



Me And Twenty Potnahs Got In For A Taylor



Later In The Game Shit Was Much More Elaborate



Motherfuckers Rocked The Spot, With Fake Laminate



Show Em To Security, And It Was Like BAM!



On Stage With Ice Cube At The Summer Jam



I'm Not A Fronter And, This Ain't A Cover Band



I'm Always Givin You The Really And No Other Than



Alameda Drive-In, Didn't Wanna Pay A Buck



Five Motherfuckers Layin Flat, In The Mini-truck



Used To Sneak In To The Eastmont Cinemas



Through The Exit, Sometimes About Ten Of Us



But You Know, I Guess It Was So Easy



Cause They Playin Movies That's Already On TV



Most Of Them Flicks I Can't Recommend



But Back Then, Half The Fun Was Sneakin In



See Me In The Alley, But Nah I Ain't No Crack Hoe



I'm Waitin For My Folks To Open Up The Back Do'