I Went Out Late To Have Some Fun

The Pub Was Dark And Empty

Beauty This Place I Didn't Know

So I Got To Know Wendy



A Smell Like Death Teeth Like A Horse

Her Bra Was Made In Hell

Yelling Voice Hairy Legs

Man I Love That Girl



You Know I Don't Care

About The Colour Of Your Hair

Hey Babe It's Alright

If You Turn Down The Light



I Ordered Her A Coffee

She Couldn't Read The Menu

So I Said To Her Let's Find Another Venue

She Farted But I Didn't Mind Exotic Smells

Digging In Her Nose She Rang My Bell



Woke Up By Her Smoking

I Had No Choice

Wanted To Escape I Was Caught By Her Voice

Hey Man Do You Feel Alright

Girl I'm Fine But Bring On The Night