(Heaton/Rotheray)

They Could Be Fat Or Could Be Thin

They Could Be Black, They Could Be White

Tell Me Who's Knocking At The Knocking Shop Door Tonight



Not Much A Girl Can Do But Open Or Close

Those Things Are Above Doors

Not Much Legs Can Do But Open Or Close

Those Things Are Above Us Whores



So Imagine A Mirror

Bigger Than The Room It Was Placed In

Imagine My Wish For A Future That Cannot Hold My Wish

Imagine The Want To Hold A Rod That Cannot Hold The Fish

Imagine A Rod That Cannot Hold The Fish



They Could Be Lonely Or Could Be Bust

They Could Be Tack, They Could Be Real

They Do Have Feelings, But Just Right Now I Feel



A Feminine Receptacle, That's Just What I Am

Those Things Are Above Us Whores

Just The Best Target Practice, For A Misguided Man

Those Things Are Above Us Whores



So Imagine A Mirror

Bigger Than The Room It Was Placed In

Imagine My Wish For A Future That Cannot Hold My Wish

Imagine The Want To Hold A Rod That Cannot Hold The Fish

Imagine A Rod That Cannot Hold The Fish