I Once Had A Girl, Or Should I Say, She Once Had Me...
She Showed Me Her Room, Isn't It Good, Norwegian Wood?

She Asked Me To Stay And She Told Me To Sit Anywhere,
So I Looked Around And I Noticed There Wasn't A Chair.

I Sat On A Rug, Biding My Time, Drinking Her Wine
We Talked Until Two And Then She Said, "It's Time For Bed

She Told Me She Worked In The Morning And Started To Laugh.
I Told Her I Didn't And Crawled Off To Sleep In The Bath

And When I Awoke, I Was Alone, This Bird Had Flown
So I Lit A Fire, Isn't It Good, Norwegian Wood.