Intro: J-Ro



There Go The Bathroom Right There [Just Could I Have One]



Yo, Get This Party Started [two Maybe Two Drinks Sometime



When I Got Ta Holla Now] Ay, Ay Yo E-Swift



[one Two] It's The Alkaholik Funk



One Two, Ah One Two, Yeah



Yeah, Ah One Two, Ah One Two



Verse One: J-Ro



Ooh, We Got To Clown, E-Swift Get The Rockets



Niggaz Step Back I'm Pullin Rhymes Out My Pockets



I'm Drop Bombs Like My Man Joe Lewis



So All You Can Do Is, Be The Black And Bluest



This Ain't Monopoly The Liks Will Never Get The Boot



I Got The Kind Of Rhymes To Make A Fly Girl Group



Yo, I'm The Baddest Man With A Hit Since Roberto Clemente



Ooh, My Style Is Muy Calient



I Bail Through Hell And Won't Bust A Sweat



I Walk Through A Rainstorm And Still Won't Get Wet



So You Must Have A Locomotive, I Mean A Crazy Reason



To Wanna Step Up, It's Sucker Punk Season



I Bust Through Lines Like Jerome Meadis



We're Fresh As Lettuce, The Front Row Gets The Wettest



You Talk About A Party, Then I Flex



I'm Walkin Out The R-E In My X



Chorus 2X: J-Ro



The Alkaholiks Got The Beats That'll Make You Say [Daaam!]



The Alkaholiks Got Freaks That'll Make You Say [Daaam!]



The Alkaholiks Got Rhymes That'll Make You Say [Daaam!]



Everytime I Make A Jam, Make You Wanna Say [Daaam!]



Interlude 2X: Group



We Are The Alkaholiks



We Be Rockin From Coast To Coast



And When It Comes To Fresh Beats And Rhymes



You Know Who Got The Most



Verse Two: Tash



While He Sound Like He Do I Keep To My Own



With The Liquid-ass Lyrics That Y'all Niggaz Get A Tone



Though I'm Known In Every Zone For My Styleof Entertaining



I Spray You With My Beer And Make You Niggaz Think It's Raining



The Liquidator With The Hardcore Demanor



Bustin Out The Perpetrators I See Through Em Like A Zima



So I'm Never Caught Between A Hard Place And A Rock



Cause I Kill Rhyme Bandits Bare Handed Like Mr. Spock



I Told Son Not To Pull That Gun



Cause I'll Be On Him Like A Cheetah With No Time To Run



Cause I'm Stronger Than The Bull That's On The Schlitz Malt Liquor



Hittin Up Your Cities With The Alkaholik Sticker



Cause I Feel Like Bustin Loose



It's The Wicked Pain Inflictor With The Mickey's Deuce Deuce



Droppin Rhymes Like A Boulder On The Twenty-one And Older



That's What Your Momma With My Picture Tattooes On Her Shoulder



So Rap Artists, "Get Ready To Rumble!"



Cause I Got Lyrics Up My Sleeve That Slam Harder Than Mutumbo



I Heard Your Demo Tape That Shit Was Faker Than A Scam



While I Be Droppin Shit That Make You Say



Chorus 2X: Tash (beats, Freaks, Flows, Hoes)



Verse Three: J-Ro



I've Been Told That My Style Is So Cold It Make You Cough



The Liks Baby In The House About To Go The Fuck Off



I Used To Have A Curl But I Cut My Locks Real Low



Cause Every Weekend I Had A Spin On The Pillow



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