Verse 1:

Looking For A Way To Describe It
Trying To Find A Way To Hide It
Sure As Hell Can?t Deny It
Know I'm Gonna Do It Again

All The People They Say It
All The Players They Play It
Everybody's Trying To Lay It
But You Ain't Gonna Find It Again

Chorus:

Never Saw The Hurricane That Hit My Head
Never Met The Girl That's In My Bed
Can?t For The Life Of Me Remember What I Said
I'm Never Gonna Drink Again.

I Know You?ve Heard It All Before
I Know You Expected Just A Bit More
But I Tell You This Time It's For Sure.
I'm Never Gonna Drink Again.

Verse 2:

Met A Blond Beauty Just A Little Bit Dumb
Talked About A Party Said I Had To Come
Arrived There Later Felt A Little Lonesome
So I Grabbed Myself A Beer.

My Body's Strong But My Mind Is Numb
All I Remember Is Trying To Get Some
I Was Just Having A Little Bit Of Fun
Never Meant To Cause Any Fear.

Chorus

Verse 3:

Didn't Go Out Last Saturday Night
Just Stayed Home And Watched A Bullfight
Didn't Want To Drink So I Drank A Miller Light
And I Was Having Fun.

Just Found Out I'm A Country Fan.
Liked It Ever Since The Fourteenth Can
A Do-wah Diddy And A Good God Damn
And Now I'm Almost Done.

Chorus (twice)