Set Fire To Your Hair
Poke A Stick At A Grizzly Bear
Eat Medicine That′s Out Of DateUse Your Private Parts As Piranha Bait

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Get Your Toast Out With A Fork
Do Your Own Electrical Work
Teach Your Self How To Fly
Eat A Two-week-old Unrefrigerated Pie

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Invite A Psycho Killer Inside
Scratch A Drug Dealer's Brand-new Ride
Take Your Helmet Off In Outer Space
Use A Clothes Dryer As A Hiding Place

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Keep A Rattle Snake As A Pet
Sell Both Your Kidneys On The Internet
Eat A Tube Of Superglue
I Wonder, What′s This Red Button Do?

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Dress Up Like A Moose During Hunting Season
Disturb A Nest Of Wasps For No Good Reason
Stand On The Edge Of A Train Station Platform
Drive Around The Boom Gates At A Level Crossing
Run Across The Tracks Between The Platforms
They May Not Rhyme, But They're Quite Possibly

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