(T. Bachman)



Another Grand Surprise

Your Rapier Wit Cut Me Down To Size

You Love To Pass Your Time

Looking For Ways To Play The Thorn In My Side

It's D¨¦j¨¤ Vu One More Time



Whoever Said To Take It On The Chin

Whoever Said That Good Guys Always Win

Has Never Seen The Sorry State I'm In

A Victim Of Romanticide Again



My Little Atom Bomb

This Is The Last Time You'll Do Me Wrong

So Listen When I Speak

I Can't Go On Forever Turning My Cheek

Your Whipping Boy's About To Speak



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I've Paid My Bills And Cleaned Out My Closet,

Slammed The Front Door Tight

I Can't Believe That I Ever Thought

This All Would Work Out Right



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Whoever Said To Get Down On Your Knees

Give Your Ground, Or Try Your Best To Please

Has Never Seen My Lonely Misery

A Victim Of Romanticide, That's Me