I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Truck Bed This Morning
With A Bone Dry Bottle Of Jack I Was Pouring
Damn, She Got Some Nerve, When She Kicked Me To The CurbGuess You Can Say I Got What I Deserve
′Cause I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Truck Bed This Morning, Yeah

She Said, "Don't Come Home If You Go To The Bar"
I Said, "Okay Baby", Then Got Drunk Out In The Yard
2 A.m. I Knock-knock, Knocked Up On The Door
But She Never Unlock-locked It, Guess I Don′t Live There No More

Yeah, She Meant Business This Time
I Can't Believe My Bloodshot Eyes

I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Truck Bed This Morning
With A Bone Dry Bottle Of Jack I Was Pouring
Damn, She Got Some Nerve, When She Kicked Me To The Curb
Guess You Can Say I Got What I Deserve
'Cause I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Truck Bed This Morning, Yeah

I Used That Empty Bag Of Corn To Rest My Head
A Camo Jacket For A Blanket, Then Passed Out Like I Was Dead
Still Got One Heck Of A Buzz
If I Look A Train Wreck, It′s Because

I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Truck Bed This Morning
With A Bone Dry Bottle Of Jack I Was Pouring
Damn, She Got Some Nerve, When She Kicked Me To The Curb
Guess You Can Say I Got What I Deserve
′Cause I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Truck Bed This Morning, Yeah
I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Truck Bed This Morning
Yes, I Did

I Can't Believe I Gotta Be At Work At 9
That Fuckin′ Bird's About To Catch This 45
Oh, I Guess If This Really Is Goodbye
At Least I Took My Boots Off This Time

I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Truck Bed This Morning
With A Bone Dry Bottle Of Jack I Was Pouring
Damn, She Got Some Nerve, When She Kicked Me To The Curb
Guess You Can Say I Got What I Deserve

I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Truck Bed This Morning
With A Bone Dry Bottle Of Jack I Was Pouring
Damn, She Got Some Nerve, When She Kicked Me To The Curb
Guess You Can Say I Got What I Deserve