Eek-A-Mouse Does Not Dee-jay

Nor Sing-jay

Nor Say La La Wo Wo Or Yea Yea

He Say Ban Ban Diddle Deh Yea



I Love That Girl Gwen Laden

I Love That Girl Karen

Me Say I Love That Girl Jen

And I'm In Love With The Three Of Them

How Can I Really Support Them Laden



These Girls Let Me Borrow

These Girls Let Me Tend

They Even Make Love With My Best Friend Ken

I'm Like A Bait In The Lion's Den

Not Even Daniel Just A Screw Like Them Laden



They Used To Go To Ardenne

Now Live At Hughenden

I Told Them Meet Me Round The Bend

And Now It's A Quarter Past Ten Laden



(Chorus)



Den De Laden