Woke Up Today

Lookin' Thru My E-mail

It's All Triple X

Explicit Sex

But I'm Not Horny



Can't Make It Stop

The Different Colored Soda Pops

Striped Toe Socks

Call The Cops

I Can't Take Anymore



I Got The Perfect Cell Plan

With Nights And Weekends Free

All The Ring Tones That I Need

But No One Ever Calls Me



I Should Paint Myself Green

Walk Around In A Red G-string

Cause I Just Don't Fit In



Turn My Hat Sideways

Put A Band Aid On My Face

You Know That I

Wish I Could Start A Trend



Checkin Out A Hit Of

The Paris Hill

Joe Millionare

Clickin Through A Hundred Million Channels



Loose The Pounds

You Gotta By Now

Here's The Number

To Save Your Soul

Breaking News

Another Michael Jackson Scandal



I Got The Perfect Cell Plan

With Nights And Weekends Free

More ?off Beat? That I Need

No One Ever Calls Me



I Wear Low Rider Jeans

Put A Bar Bell Through My Dingaling

Cause I Just Don't Fit In



Turn My Hat Sideways

Put A Band Aid On My Pretty Face

Cause I Wish I No I Could

I Would Start A Trend



Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na



Then Theres My Girlfriend

She's Such A Cutie

She'd Be A Beauty

If She Could Get An Extreme Makeover On That Booty

I Could Bend Her Over

And She Lets Me Spank It



Take Off My Jeans

The Zipper Pinched My Dingaling

Cause I Don't Really Fit In



Throw My Hat Away

Take That Stupid Band Aid Off My Face

And I, I Wish There Were

One More Way To Tan Your Skin

A Reality Show Where No One Wins



If I Would Be Myself

Then I Could Start A Trend



Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na



Then I Could Start A Trend



Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na Na



If I Could Just Be Myself



Na Na Na Na Na