Salesman Talking To Me Tried To Run Me Up A Creek
Says You Can Buy It, Go On Try It, You Can Pay Me Next Week
Uh-uh, Too Much Monkey Business, Too Much Monkey Business
Too Much Monkey Business For Me To Be Involved In
Oh-ho-ho

Blonde Haired, Good Lookin' Tryin' To Get Me Hooked
Wants Me To Marry, Settle Down And Get A Home And And Write A Book
Uh-uh, Too Much Monkey Business, Too Much Monkey Business
Too Much Monkey Business For Me To Be Involved In
Oh-ho-ho

Pay Phone, Somethin' Wrong, Dial Gone,
Well Me Ought To Sue The Operator For Tellin' Me A Tale
Uh-uh, Too Much Monkey Business, Too Much Monkey Business
Too Much Monkey Business For Me To Be Involved In
Oh-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho

Been To Vietnam, Been A Fightin' In The War
Army Bar, Army Chow, Army Clothes, Army Car
Uh-uh, Too Much Monkey Business, Too Much Monkey Business
Too Much Monkey Business For Me To Be Involved In
Oh-ho-ho

Workin' In The Fillin' Station, Too Many Tasks
Wipe The Windo', Check The Tires, Check The Oil, Dollar Gas
Uh-uh, Too Much Monkey Business, Too Much Monkey Business
Too Much Monkey Business For Me To Be Involved In
Oh-ho-ho

Blonde Haired, Good Lookin' Tryin' To Get Me Hooked
Wants Me To Marry, Get A Home, Settle Down And And Write A Book
Uh-uh, Too Much Monkey Business, Too Much Monkey Business
Too Much Monkey Business For Me To Be Involved In
Oh-ho-ho
Too Much Monkey Business, Oh-ho-ho, Too Much Monkey Business, Oh-ho-ho
Too Much Monkey Business, Oh-ho-ho Too Much Monkey Business, Oh-ho-ho
Too Much Monkey Business, Oh-ho-ho Too Much Monkey Business, Oh-ho-ho