(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

Those Magnificent Twin Ion Engine Machines
They Blow Up-diddly-up-dup,
They're Shot Down-diddly-own-down!
They Smash Into Each Other, And Die In Each Scene
They Blow Up-diddly-up-dup
They're Shot Down-diddly-own-down


Up(ting!)
Down(thump)
Flying Around!
Out Of The Hangar, And Into The Ground!
All(ting!)
The(thump)
Pilots Are Green,
Those Magnificent Twin Ion Engine Machines!


They Can Spin All Around With A Blasted-off Wing!
It Must Be The Helmets- They Can't See A Thing.
Seinar Fleet Systems Have Made A Mistake,
They Made Them As Tough As A Soggy Cornflake!

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Those Magnificent Twin Ion Engine Machines
They Blow Up-diddly-up-dup
They're Shot Down-diddly-own-down
They Smash Into Each Other, And Die In Each Scene
Those Magnificent Twin-
Those Magnificent Twin-
Those Magnificent Twin Ion ENGINE MACHINES!!!!