Got Me Accused Of Peeping,

I Can't See A Thing.

Got Me Accused Of Petting,

I Can't Even Raise My Hand.



Bad Luck,

Bad Luck Is Killing Me.

Well I Just Can't Stand No More Of This Third Degree.



Got Me Accused Of Murder,

I Ain't Harmed A Man.

Got Me Accused Of Forgery,

I Can't Even Write My Name.



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Got Me Accused Of Taxes,

I Ain't Got A Dime.

Got Me Accused Of Children

And Ain't Nary One Of Them Was Mine.



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