There's A Small HotelHal Kemp    I'd Like To Get Away, JuniorSomewhere Alone With YouIt Could Be Oh, So Gay, JuniorYou Need A Laugh Or Two A Certain Place I Know, FrankieWhere Funny People Can Have FunThat's Where The Two Will Go, DarlingBefore You Can Count UpOne, Two, Three. For ... There's A Small HotelWith A Wishing WellI Wish That We Were There TogetherThere's A Bridal SuiteOne Room Bright And NeatComplete For Us To Share TogetherLooking Through The WindowYou Can See A Distant SteepleNot A Sign Of People -- Who Wants People?When The Steeple Bell Says,"Good Night, Sleep Well,"We'll Thank The Small Hotel TogetherWe'll Creep Into Our Little ShellAnd We Will Thank The Small Hotel Together