There Are Worse Things I Could Do
Than Go With A Boy Or Two
Even Though The Neighbourhood
Thinks I'm Trashy And No Good
I Suppose It Could Be True
But There Are Worse Things I Could Do

I Could Flirt With All The Guys
Smile At Them And Bat My Eyes
Press Against Them When We Dance
Make Them Think They Stand A Chance
Then Refuse To See It Through
That's A Thing I'd Never Do

I Could Stay Home Every Night
Wait Around For Mister Right
Take Cold Showers Everyday
And Throw My Life Away
On A Dream That Won't Come True

I Could Hurt Someone Like Me
Out Of Spite Or Jealousy
I Don't Steal And I Don't Lie
But I Can Feel And I Can Cry
A Fact I'll Bet You Never Knew
But To Cry In Front Of You
That's The Worst Thing I Could Do