Oh, This Is A Story 'bout A Guy Named Al


And He Lived In A Sewer With His Hamster Pal


But The Sanitation Workers Really Didn't Approve


So He Packed Up His Accordion And Had To Move


To A City In Ohio Where He Lived In A Tree


And He Worked In A Nasal Decongestant Factory


And He Played On The Company Bowling Team


And Every Single Night He Had A Strange Recurring Dream


Where He Was Wearing Lederhose In A Vat Of Sour Cream


But That's Really Not Important To The Story


Well, The Very Next Year He Met A Dental Hygienist


With A Spatula Tatooed On Her Arm (on Her Arm)


But He Didn't Keep In Touch


And He Lost Her Number


Then He Got Himself A Job On A Tator Tot Farm


And He Spent His Life-savings On A Split-level Cave


Twenty Miles Below The Surface Of The Earth (of The Earth)


And He Really Makes A Might Fine Jelly Bean And Pickle Sandwich


For What It's Worth


Then One Day Al Was In The Forest Trying To Get A Tan


When He Heard The Tortured Screaming Of A Funny Little Man


He Was Caught In A Beart Trap And Al Set Him Free


And The Guy That He Rescued Was Grateful As Could Be


And It Turns Out He's A Big-shot Producer On TV


So He Gives Al A Contract And Whaddya Know


Now He's Got His Very Own Weird Al Show