I Was Sittin' In A Bar Room Just Drinking My Beer When A Cowboy Came Over And He Said Loud And Clear "you've Been Seen With My Wife Now I Want Your Life. We Can Do It In Here Or We Can Do It Outside." Well I'm A Meek Minded Fellow That's Never Been Yellow So I Stepped Outside And Kicked Him In The Crotch. Well It Slowed Him Down But When He Came Around He Stomped On Me And Then He Stomped On My Watch.



Chorus: John Cameron Swayze I Know This Sounds Crazy But My Wrist Watch Is Busted And I Can't Understand. A Cowboy Stomped It Flat And I Freaked Out Over That Now I Feel Naked With It Gone From My Hand



Recitation:

Oh, John Cameron, Me And That Watch Had Been Together 13 Years. It's Been Shot At, Dipped In Beer, One Time I Even Tied It To My Motor Boat And Drove It Up To The Beach. People Thought I Was Crazy John Cameron But I Knew You'd Understand. I've Hocked Everything I Own But I Can Never Hock That Watch Because It's Never Let Me Down. Besides, The Pawn Shop Would Never Pay Me Any Money For It.



Resume Singing In A Ballad Style:

So When That Cowboy Stomped It Flat I Freaked Out Over That. I Came Up Off The Ground And I Beat Him Fair And Square. But He Couldn't Take A Lickin' And Now He's Stopped Tickin'. And Now I Am Headin' For The Electric Chair.



Second Chorus: John Cameron Swayze I Know This Sounds Crazy But My Wrist Watch Is Busted Beyond Repair. A Cowboy Stomped It Flat And I Freaked Out Over That And Now I Am Headed To The Electric Chair.



Recitation:

That Cowboy's Wife Came Over To See Me The Other Day, John Cameron, And She Told Me That She And I Were Just Going To Ride Off Into The Sunset Together. Not Only That But She Bought Me A Brand New Watch. A Bullava. I Told Her To Stick It In Her Ear!



(repeat Second Chorus And Fade)