Went To A Garage Sale, What Did I See?
My Dream Come True, In Front Of Me
Three Dollar Special, It's My Bike Now
He's My Best Friend, Though I Don't Know Why

We Climbed Trees Together
We Picked Up Chicks
We're Best Friends Forever

Now I Gotta Blow My Nose
We Had Some Good Times, But I Can't Remember
And A Lot Of Bad Times, Like When We Squished My Dog
I Can Remember When His Seat Smelled Like A Block Of Cheese
I Tried To Eat It, But Then I Threw Up In My Shoe