Bert: (reading An Oatmeal Recipe Book, "Cooking With Oatmeal")
"You Take Four Cups Of Oatmeal...two Pitted Mangoes..."

Ernie: "Hey Bert!"

B: "...buttermilk..."

E: "Hey Bert! It's Time For The Rhyming Game Bert!"

B: "Oh, No Ernie, Thanks, I Don't Want To Play A Game, I'm Reading My Book."

E: "Oh, But You'll Love This Game, Bert! See All You Have To Do Is, You Say Something, And Then I'll Say Something That Rhymes With What You Just Said!"

B: "Uh-huh, Yeah, But I Really Don't Want To Play A Game."

E: "Maybe Not Bert, But We'll Do It All The Same!
You See That, You Said Game And I Said Same, And Game And Same Both Rhyme!"

B: "Yeah, Uh-uh, Rhyme, I Know. But Ernie, It's Just Not What I Want To Do."

E: "Wiggle Your Finger, And Waggle Your Shoe!"

(drums Start)

B: "Uh, Ernie, I'd Much Rather Sit And Read My Book."

E: "With Ears You Hear, And With Eyes You Look!'

B: "Now Come On Ernie, Cut This Out."

E: "Easy Old Buddy, No Need To Shout!"

B: "I Don't Want To Play A Game With Rhymes!"

E: "Nice Going Bert, Oh Ring My Chimes!"

B: "I Don't Wanna Do It!"

E: "There's Really Nothing To It!"

B: "It's So Silly."

E: "A Boy Named Billy."

B: "Stop It, Please!"

E: "A Dog Has Fleas!"

B: "Oh!"

E: "Mow!"

B: "Ernie, Please This Has Got To Stop!"

E: "Some People Like To Jump And Hop!"

B: "I Don't Wanna Do It (Ernie Interrupts)any More."

E: "What What Hmmm?" (I Like This Part Because Here Jim H. Messed Up And They Were Able To Recover Wonderfully)

B: "What What Hmmm?! I Don't Want To Do It Anymore!"

E: "Oh. One And Two And Three And Four."

B: "Ernie!"

E: "Bernie!"

B: "Stop It!"

E: "Mop It!"

B: "Stop!"

E: "Flop!"

B: "No!"

E: "Flow!"

B: "Mmmmmmm....Hippopotamus!

E: "Ahhhhh...rhipototopus!"

B: "Egh! Alright, Alright! I Give Up!"

E: "Eat From A Plate And Drink From A Cup!"

B: "I Guess I'll Just Have To Play Along."

E: "It Plays Like A Game And Sings Like A Song!"

B: "You May Be Right, I May Be Wrong."

E: "A Clock Goes Tick And A Bell Goes Bong."

B: "This Game Is Really Kinda Kicky!"

E: "Sugar's Sweet And Glue Is Sticky."

B: "Yeah, Water Is Wet And Dust Is Dry!"

E: "Dogs Gotta Walk And Birds Gotta Fly!"

B: "It's A Great Kind Of Game To Play With A Friend!"

E: "And Now Old Buddy We've Come To The End!"

(drums Stop)

B: "Yah! You're Right Ernie, That's A Great Game ... You" (still In Rhythm)

E: "Ah...w-well Bert See, I Think I'm Gonna Go Read My Book Now, Okay? Hmm Hmm Hmm..."

B: "...... Hey There Lamp, That's A Nice Shade .... You .... It's Not The Same."