Once Upon A Time, I Was A Noisy Eater
I′m Hungry, I Want Something To Eat
Something With A Crunch And Very SweetJust Woke Up So You Know The Scenario
I'm Craving Cereal Like Cheerios
Maybe Frosted Flakes, I Might Munch
But What Popped In My Mind Is Captain Crunch
So I Went To The Kitchen To Freak My Choice
In My Stomach I Heard A Voice
It Said: "Please Feed Me, My Tank Is On Empty
I′m Seeing Things, So Please Don't Tempt Me"
So I Said "okay", And Got My Bowl
Got My Milk And Cereal, Made Sure It Was Cold
Sat Down At The Table And Said My Grace
Because I Knew What Was About To Take Place
"Yum Yum, Eat 'em Up", My Belly Said
The Crunches So Loud Everybody Jumped Out They Bed!

Here Come Old Flat-top, He Come Grooving Up Slowly
He Got Ju-ju Eyeballs, He′s One Holy Roller, He′s Got

Did You Ever Know A Noisy Eater?

Now It's Lunchtime, And I′m Hungry Again
I Don't Know Where I Should Begin
Maybe I′ll Get Some Super Salmon, Mmm That's Good
I Don′t Want No Chicken, It Tastes Like Wood
But I Have To Have Some Chips, Ones That Crunch
So You Can Hear Me Go 'munch, Munch, Munch'
Some Old Lady Tapped Me On The Shoulder Out Of A Crowd
And Said "Quiet Down Biz, You Munching Too Loud!"

Here Come Old Flat-top, He Come Grooving Up Slowly
He Got Ju-ju Eyeballs, He′s One Holy Roller, He′s Got

Well Excuse Me, Um, Um, Well Excuse Me, Um
Well Excuse Me, Um, Um, Well Excuse Me

Here Come Old Flat-top, He Come Grooving Up Slowly
He Got Ju-ju Eyeballs, He's One Holy Roller, He′s Got...

Quiet Down Biz, You Munching Too Loud!

Mmm, That's Good!
They All Thought I Had Stopped
And Where′s The Gravy?
No Matter!