(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


It's Nine O'clock Down At Jabba's Place

The Regular Crowd Waddles In

There's A Wierd Thing Sitting Next To Me

It Has Three Eyes And Mottled Grey Skin.



Fett Says Max Can You Play Me A Memory

I'm Not Really Sure How It Goes

But It's Haunting And Sweet And If You Miss A Beat

This Carbine Will Blow Off Your Nose.



La La La, De De Da

La Da De De Da, Da Dum..



Sing Us A Song Now, Max Rebo Band

Sing Us A Song Tonight

'cause We're All In The Mood For A Melody

Except Solo, Who's In Carbonite.



Now Jabba The Hutt Is A Friend Of Mine

He Gives Me My Life For Free

And Because He's A Hutt, Why, We All Kiss His Butt

Or The Rancor Will Have Us For Tea.



He Said "Bo Shuda, Offom Da Tukatti!"

As He Stuffed A Frog Into His Face

But We Don't Know A Woid, 'cause He Shot The Talkdroid

So We'll Smile And Nod, Just In Case.



Sing Us A Song Now, Max Rebo Band

Sing Us A Song Tonight

'cause We're All In The Mood For A Melody

Except Solo, Who's In Carbonite.



Sy Snootles Is Our Favourite Vocalist

Her Face, It Ain't Launching No Ships.

Don't Know Why It Behove Her To Go Kiss A Hoover

But That's How She Got Those Wierd Lips.



A Gammorean Guard Is Headbutting Bricks

As Another One Gnaws On A Bone

And I Don't Know Which Has Less Intelligence

Either Those Two Big Thugs Or The Stone.



Oh, La La La Da, De De Da

La La De De Da, Da Dum..



Sing Us A Song Now, Max Rebo Band

Sing Us A Song Tonight

'cause We're All In The Mood For A Melody

Except Solo, Who's In Carbonite.



It's A Pretty Good Crowd, Here At Jabba's Place

It's A Killing, That's Why We're All Here

We'll Sail Over The Dune To The Pit Of Carkoon

And We'll Toss Someone In With A Cheer.



'Cause We've Got A New Droid On The Pedestal

And A Man In Black's Come In The Door

He Just Pointed A Gun Over Salicious Crumb

And Then Promptly Fell Through The Floor.



Oh, La La La Da, De De Da

La La De De Da, Da Dum..



Sing Us A Song Now, Max Rebo Band

Sing Us A Song Tonight

For The Last Of The Jedi Is Down Below

And The Rancor Is Gripping Him Tight