Perry . . .
Yes?
What's The Matter?
Ah! With All The Girls In The World
I Gotta Get Tangled Up With An Acrobat!
What Kinda Crack Is That?
Well, Listen . . .

I Gulped A Little Goldfish
From A Goldfish Bowl
Well, That Proves Your Age!
Once I Spent A Weekend
On A Cold Flagpole!
Look Ma, No Hands!
Went Over Old Niagara
In A Leaky Canoe
You Betcha!
I Even Charmed A Cobra
With A Blue Kazoo
I Tied My Little Cousin
To A Railroad Track
Ouch!
I Put The Next To Last Straw
On The Camel's Back
But The LAST STRAW!
I Mean The Very LAST STRAW!
Was To Fall In Love With You . . .

Mr. Como!
Are You Quite Through?
Well!
Well, Listen To This . . .

I Went And Dug For Oysters,
In The Klondike Rush,
I Lost A Whole Safari
In An Underbrush
That Isn't Easy!
Went Over The Sahara
On An Old Pair Of Skies
I Did Some Acrobatics
On The High Trapeze
Look Man No Hands!
I Found A Green Banana
In Some Cracker Jack
I Placed The Next To Last Straw
On The Camel's Back
But The LAST STRAW!
I Mean The Very LAST STRAW!
Was To Fall In Love With You . . .

All Right MAN, Top That!

I Made An Ocean Voyage
On A Floatin' Log
That's Nothin'
I've Held A Conversation
With A Talking Dog . . .
Victor Of Course!
I Saved Up Nearly Twenty-thousand
Pop Bottle Tops
Well, Listen To This . . .
I Designed The Paper Pants
For Loin Lamb Chops
I Tried To Find A Barber
Who Would Cut My Hair
But Baby Doll,
Whatever Maka You Picka My Chair?
Well, That's The LAST STRAW!
I Mean The Very LAST STRAW!
'cause I Fell In Love With You . . .

But Perry . . .
You Winked At Me In Woolworth's
On The Second Floor!
But I Thought You Were The Hutton Girl
That Owned That BIG Store!
Well, That's The LAST STRAW!
I Mean The Very LAST STRAW!
'cause I Fell In Love With You . . .

Words And Music By
Lenny Stack