A Devastating Backstroke
All The Way From France
With Shiny, Shiny Cufflinks
A Shirtsleeve To Enhance

The Pin-striped Men Of Morning
Are Coming For To Dance
With Pure Egyptian Cotton
The Kids Don't Stand A Chance

You Criticize The Practice
By Murdering Their Plants
Ignoring All The History
Denying Them Romance

The Pin-striped Men Of Morning
Are Coming For To Dance
Forty-million Dollars
The Kids Don't Stand A Chance

I Didn't Like The Business,
But That Was At First Glance
Your Pillow Feels So Soft Now
But Still You Must Advance

The Pin-striped Men Of Morning
The Partners In The Dance
The Paper's Shot To Pieces
The Kids Don't Stand A Chance