If I Stop Combing My Hair,

And I Stop Shaving My Face.

Would You Notice Or Care,

Would It Just Be A Waste?

If I Stop Changing My Clothes,

If I Stop Watching My Weight.

Yeah, How Far Do I Got To Go?

Just What Do I Got To Say?



I'm The Invisible Man…

Everybody Shakes My Hand But You,

I'm The Invisible Man…

But The Only Body I Want Is You.



I Walk In Slowly With Grace,

I Hit A Couple Home Runs.

I Stand Right Up In Your Face,

But I Don't Block Out The Sun.

So I Go Out On A Limb,

I Get All True Blue And Sincere,

But I Don't Show Up On Film.

I Can't Be Seen In A Mirror.



I'm The Invisible Man…

Everybody Shakes My Hand But You,

I'm The Invisible Man…

But The Only Body I Want Is You.



Someone Sneaks In Ladies Locker Rooms,

Put On Their Trunks Chalk Full Of Jewels.

I Keep My Hands Where You Can See Them,

Any Fool Can See Them,

Why Can't You See Them?

I Know When I'm Beat.

I Know When To Stay Down.

You Put Floppy Shoes On My Feet,

And A Big Happy Frown.



I'm The Invisible Man…

Try And Catch Me, If You Can.

I'm Right Behind You, Here I Am.

Everybody Shakes My Hand But You,

I'm The Invisible Man…

But The Only Body I Want Is You.