Announcer: Please Rise For The Grouch Anthem.

Oscar: No, No, No. For The Grouch Anthem, You Stay Sitting Down. Down In Front There! Now Brace Yourself, I'm Gonna Sing:

Grouches Of The World Unite!
Stand Up For Your Grouchly Rights!
Don't Let The Sunshine Spoil The Rain
Just Stand Up And Complain (heheheh)

Let This Be The Grouches' Cause:
Point Out Everybody's Flaws!
Something Is Wrong With Everything
Except The Way I Sing!

(Cue Grouch Choir Ooing In The Background)

Spoken:
You Know What's Right With This World? Nuttin!
You Know What Gets Me Hot Under The Collar? You Name It!
And The Next Time Some Goody-two-shoes Smiles And Tells You To Have A Nice Day, Just Remember:

Sung:
Don't Let The Sunshine Spoil The Rain,
Just Stand Up And Complain!
Just Stand Up And Complain!