Was A Little Girl
Maybe Five-foot-two
Had The Cutest Little Feet
Made My Heart Go Tweet-tweet
Quite A Pleasant Disposition
Then Came A Pretty Young French Girl, Mmm
Whom I Met In Las Vegas
When I Was There With My Parents
Oh My Had A Real Nice Conversation
Met A Girl At The Bakery
She Wanted To Borrow My Car From Me
She Took It Down To Mexico
Ran Over A Man Named Juan
Then I Went To College
Met A College Girl
She Lived In The Sorority House
Across From The School
Got A Real Fine Education
Had Seven Women On My Mind
Now I'm Married
Have A Very Lovely Wife
Three Cute Little Boys
It's So Nice
And That's Just Half The Story
Of The Girls In My Life