Tubby (Tim Hauser)
I Want To Be Seen,
I Want To Be Heard;
My Dream Has Always Been
To Sing Like A Bird.
Why Can't I Be
Content To Just Be Me?
Why Can't I Be
Just The Best That I Can Be?
I Don't Like To See Me
Feeling So Unhappy;
I Would Much Rather See Me
Very, Very Happy.

Tubby (Tim Hauser)
Oh, The Duty Of A Tuba
When The Others Sing, "Tra-la,"
Is To Sound Just Like A Tuba
And Say, "OOM-PAH."
But When You've Got To March All Day,
Not Only March, But Also Play,
You Start To Lose Your Breath And Huff,
And Instead Of "OOM-PAH,"
All You Say Is "Puff,puff, Puff."
I'm A Very Sad Tuba
'Cause I've Lost My OOM-PAH
Nothing's Left For Me To Do Now
But Go, "Puff,puff,puff,"