I Went Down To The Local Bar

To Buy My Daddy A Big Cigar

When I Got Home He Was Dead

Somebody Shot Him In The Head



Oh Dear Daddy

You're Not Gonna See Me Grieve

'Cause You Brought Out The Worst In Me



(Spoken:)

Yep! It's All True.

It's True. It Makes Me Cry.



When The Funeral Was Through

I Had Myself A Barbecue

Daddy's Bones They Sure Taste Good

I Couldn't Have Stopped; If Only I Could

[or: I'd Have Killed Him Myself; If Only I Could]



Oh Dear Daddy

You're Not Gonna See Me Sad

'Cause Everything You Did Was Bad