V1:
When I Was Young I Knew Everything.
She, A Punk, And Rarely Ever Took Advice.
Now I'm Guilt-stricken, Sobbing, With My Head On The Floor.
Stopping Baby's Breath And A Shoe Full Of Rice Now...

Can't Be Held Responsible,
She Was Touching Her Face.
I Won't Be Held Responsible,
She Fell In Love In The First Place.

Chorus:
For The Life Of Me,
I Cannot Remember,
What Made Us Think That We Were Wise And We'd Never Compromise.

For The Life Of Me,
I Cannot Believe We'd Ever Die
For These Sins,
We Were Merely Freshmen...

V2:
My Best Friend Took A Week's Vacation To Forget Her,
His Girl Took A Week's Worth Of Valium And Slept And Now He's
Guilt-stricken, Sobbing, With His Head On The Floor.
Thinks About Her Now And How He Never Really Wept He Says...

I Can't Be Held Responsible,
She Was Touching Her Face.
I Won't Be Held Responsible,
She Fell In Love In The First Place.

Chorus:
For The Life Of Me,
I Cannot Remember
What Made Us Think That We Were Wise And We'd Never Compromise.

For The Life Of Me,
I Cannot Believe We'd Ever Die
For These Sins,
We Were Merely Freshmen...

Hey Yeah-e Yeah-e Yeah-e Yeah-yeah...
Hey-e Yeah-ah... Hey-e Yeah-e Yeah-e Yeah-e Yeah-yeah-yeah...

V3:
Try To Wash Our Hands Of All Of This.
We Never Talk Of A Like In Relationships,
And How We're Guilt-stricken, Sobbing, With Our Heads On The Floor.
We Fell Through The Ice When We Tried Not To Slip,
We'd Say...

Can't Be Help Responsible,
She Was Touching Her Face,
I Won't Be Held Resposible,
She Fell In Love In The First Place...

Chorus X2

...We Were Merely Freshmen...
We Were Only Freshmen...