[Adam Sandler]:

And Now The Excited Southerner Gets To Meet His Favorite Film Actor, Mel Gibson.



[Man]:

Mr. Gibson? I'm Sorry To Bother You Sir But This Gentleman Is A Big Fan And He Just Wanted To Say Hello.



[Excited Southerner]:

Well I...I Can't...believe...I'm In The...laser Disc...Mr.Gibson...I...I...

I...such A...got To...I...Braveheart Was...you...you're...got Your

Autograph...with A 8X10 Gloss...your Face Was Burnt Though...Tina Turner...singing A Song To The...mama...mother...mother...loves You Too...got To...Bird On The Water...not Such A Good Picture But...you Made Up For It With The Mad Max...got A...mail...mail Was Very...got So Much Going...and The Koala Bears...got...I'm A Big Fan...Golden Globe Awards...if Maybe The People's Choice...



[Man]:

Alright. That's Enough. I'm Sorry Mel Let Me Get This Moron Outta Here.