Goin On A Blind Date



Got A Call From Steven

It Was Just As I Feared

Said He Found My Ideal Girl

If I Can Overlook Her Beard



Another Night Out With A Stranger

I Just Hope She's Of The Human Race

I Bought A Dozen Roses

Figured How Could They Hurt?

And Prayed My Date Would Not Be

Godzilla In A Skirt



Then Walking Up To Her Front Door

I Fought The Urge To Run

Would This Girl Be My Cinderella?

Or Another Atilla, The Hun



I Got Another Blind Date, I Better Close My Eyes

Why Do All My Blind Dates Attract So Many Flies?

Searching For My Honey, But All I Ever Get Is Stung.

I Think That I'll Stay A Bachelor

Woah Whoa, This Is The Date Adventure.



Don't Think That I'm Picky

I Know I'm Not So Hot

Getting Ready For A Date

Should Not Include A Rabies Shot

Why Must Dating Be Such A Challenge?

Why Can't It Be Fun Instead?

All I Want's A Girl, Not Mr Ed (hello Wilbur)



I Got Another Blind Date, I Got A Trail To Blaze

Should I Take Her To Dinner, Or To A Field To Graze?

Searching For My Honey, But All I Ever Get Is Stung

I Think That I'll Stay A Bachelor

Whoa Whoa This Is The Date Adventure



For The Right Girl

I Would Stick Up My Neck

And Let Her Pick Up The Check

But I Must Wait

For My Mate



Dating's The Toughest Journey

When You Pick A Wife You Can't Be Wrong

So That's Why I Go On Blind Dates

And Bring Alpo Along, Yeah



Oh Got Another Blind Date

I Better Get Ready To Hide



Got Another Blind Date

So Pass The Blindfold Please

Instead Of Her Number

She'll Just Leave Me Her Fleas

Searching For My Honey, But All I Ever Get Is Stung

I Think That I'll Stay A Bachelor

This Is The Date Adventure.



Come On This Is The Date Adventure

Better Close, Better Close My Eyelids