Your Grandfather′s Guitar
Thinking About How Funny I Must Look
Trying To Adjust To What's Been There All AlongWith The Boat Kiosk Lady And Her Sleepy Amigos

But It Ain′t A Holiday Until
You Go To Fetch Something From The Car

Travel Size Champagne Cork Pops
And We're Sweeping For Bugs
In Some Dusty Apartment
The "what's-it-called Café"
You Can Arrive At 11
And Have Lunch With The English

But It Ain′t A Holiday Until
They Force You To Make A Wish
They Say, "Climb Up This"
And, "Jump Off That"
And You Pretend To Fall Asleep On The Way Back

No, It Ain′t A Holiday Until
You Go To Fetch Something From The Car