Lirik Lagu The Canadian Crisis Song The Arrogant Worms

Often On The Weekend I'll Jump In My Car

I Won't Fill Up The Tank Although I'm Going Far

And If Somebody Asks Me If I'm Going To A Bar

I'll Say I'm Shopping 'cross The Border In The USA

I Don't Go Down There To Buy My Groceries

I Respect Our Farmers And Our Factories

I Don't Believe That "local" Means It's Poor In Quality

It's Just Our Goddamn Prices Are Too High



(If He Stays Away For Just Two Days)

I'll Get One Hundred Dollars Duty-free

If It Adds To More I Won't Claim It For

(He Won't Declare The Products If They're In His Trunk)



Although It Is Canada That I Call Home

I Don't Cheer For The Yankees When I'm In The Dome

I Didn't Swell With Pride During The Desert Storm

It's Just That I Don't Want To Pay The Tax

(It's Just That He's Too Cheap To Pay The Tax)



(Yes, It's Just Like This, He's A Loyalist)

I'll Only Shop At Malls That Fly Our Flag

(And He'll Tell Bob Rae That He Just Won't Pay)

Unless I Need My Unemployment Benefits

(Get A Job, Get A Job, Get A Job)



Now Everyone Is Doing The Same Thing As Me

They're Doing What They Can To Beat The GST

They're Lining Up For Miles At The Duty-Free

So I Bought A JC Penny's Store In Buffalo

(So Everybody Come On Down To Buffalo)



(Cause If You Stay Away For Just Two Days)

You'll Get One Hundred Dollars Duty-free

Though It's Not At Par It'll Still Go Far

And It Ends Up In The Pockets Of A Country Man

(It Ends Up In The Pockets Of A Country Man)



Oh, Canada.
 

 
  The Arrogant Worms   Writed by Admin  15x     2024-12-23 12:34:18

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