"And Now The Buffoon's Date At The Drive-in With The School's Valedictorian."

Valedictorian: "I Really Appreciate You're Asking Me Out. Most People Are Intimidated By My High Academic Achievement."

Buffoon: "This Movie Sucks Shit!"

Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel Gave It Thumbs Up, But Ciscel Thought It Was Too Preachy. Anyway, I Enjoyed The Director's Last Film Immensly."

Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner Has Big Fuckin' Tits!"

Valedictorian: "Yes, Well, She Recently Had A Child. I Think Her Maternal Biology May Play A Role In That. She Looks Fabulous For A Woman Her Age, Doesn't She?"

Buffoon: "I Put A Firecracker In A Bullfrog's Mouth And Blew His Fuckin' Head Off."

Valedictorian: "Well, In Psychology We Learned That It Is Not Uncommon For Male Adolescents To Commit Savage Acts On Animals As Part Of Their Maturing Process."

Buffoon: "That Girl In The Fucking Car In Front Of Us, She Gives Everybody Head."

Valedictorian: "Well, I Guess She's Strong For Attention And She Feels Promiscuity Is The Only Way To Obtain It."

[Buffoon Eating Popcorn]
Buffoon: "This Popcorn's Fuckin' Terrible. It Tastes Like Someone Jizzed All Over It."
[Buffoon Continues To Eat Popcorn]

Valedictorian: "Well The Amount Of Semen On This Popcorn Is Certainly Disturbing. Perhaps The Staff In The Refreshment Stand Was Overcome By The Monotony Of Their Work And Decided To Play A Childish Prank."

Buffoon: "I Looked At My Asshole In The Mirror Today. It Blew My Fuckin' Mind!"

Valedictorian: "It's Ironic That Parts Of One's Body Seems Odd And Unusual Because You Don't See Them On A Day To Day Basis.

Buffoon: "My Father's Shit Stinks Up The Bathroom All Fuckin' Day!"

Valedictorian: "It's Puzzling Why One Person's Fecal Odor Can Be More Overpowering Than Another's. I Wonder Whether It Is A Function Of The Food Digested Or That Person's Internal Metabolism."

Buffoon: "I'm Gonna Go Get Head From That Fuckin' Girl."
[Gets Out Of The Car]

Valedictorian: "Well, I'm Sorry To See The Date Come To Such An Abrubt Conclusion."
[Buffoon Walking Away]
"I Do Appreciate The Time You Spent With Me And Look Forward To A Future Rondevue."

Buffoon: "I Like To Piss In That Guy's Fuckin' Gas Tank!"

Valedictorian: "Bye Bye! Have Fun."
[Buffoon Continues To Walk Away],