"And Now, The Sever Beating Of A High School Janitor."

[Mopping Sounds]
Mop, Mop, Mop
All Day Long
Mop, Mop, Mop
While I Sing This Song

[Sound Of Someone Walking Towards Him]
Gonna Wax The Floor
Gonna Make It Shine
Gonna Take Of The Spray Paint
With Turpentine

"Hey! Don't Walk There! I Just Mopped!"
[Person Walking Quickly Towards Him]
[Beating Sounds]
"Hey!"
[Beating Sounds]
"Get Offa Me!"
[Beating Sounds]
"That's My Bucket!"
[Beating Sounds]
"Let Go Of My Side Burns!"
[Beating Sounds]
[Sound Of Falling Down Into Glass]